2/3 set
from friday night, up granny's chimney.
with special guest dj dougie doug doug doug = doug
we are the physics-less than three
metronomy-you could easily have me
bloc party-the prayer
fox n wolf-in yr underwear
dfa 1979-little girl (erol alkan remix)
morrissey-first of the gang to die
bette bright and the illuminations-my boyfriend's back
metric-monster hospital(mstrkrft remix)
adam and the ants-stand and deliver
foals-french open (demo)
the rapture-the sound
jt-sexyback(tylerfedchukmix)
charles and eddie-would i lie to you
css-meeting paris hilton
digitalism-jupiter room(martian assault edit)
chromeo-you're so gangsta
haunted house-ibiza
nump feat federation and e-40-grapes
dick dale-shake n stomp
bo diddley-hey! bo diddley
the faint-glass danse
white stripes-seven nation army nation army
ac/dc-you shoot me all night long
queens of the stone age-no one knows
scott walker-jackie
liars-mr your on fire mr
klaxons vs hadouken!
black chiney feat r kelly-sexy girls
mr vegas-to the bank
new young pony club-get lucky(dancey edit)
the young knives-weekends and bleak days(hot summer)
ini kamoze-here comes the hotstepper
Tuesday, 15 May 2007
Datarock essay
Datarock are a universally famous swing beat band in the traditional style of Yello. They consist of two ferociously handsome human males from a restaurant called the Himalayas situated in Prague's quaint health spa district. They first formed early in the 17th century and have been steadily putting out an album of classic gypsy melodies once a year since then. Except in 1998 when they had a brief sabbatical whilst one of them considered joining a monastery. They write their songs on a Botswanan computer programme called 'Where's The Love Pappy?'. It creates uniquely piquant bleeps, which are integral to their sound and why people love them so much. When recording their "songs" they go out to a meadow near the cottage where they live together and construct a tent out of Clingfilm so as to protect them from the elements whilst they lay down their "love". They roll sausages out of play dough and use these to make percussion sounds on nearby cows. They also use a set of drums. They play their guitar using one hand, as their guitar player is extremely dextrous. It does not contribute to the sound or overall effect but means he can sip a cup of tea whilst playing. They sing down empty toilet roll tubes sometimes even kitchen paper and foil tubes as they feel this adds something to the vocal sound. Although this is a contentious idea which many people say actually detracts from their sound but Dataraock are adamant that without using this technique their music would mean nothing. They wear a stunning set of red tracksuits, which were hand crafted by their tour manager's grandmother using an old knitting style and Peruvian lizard's lips as yarn. Their influences are extremely broad, ranging all the genres and decades. They cite them as being: Bobby Brown. When they play live they encourage the audience to join in with the night's fun. They do this by ordering individual members of the crowd to tight rope walk over guitar strings. This activity has resulted in a number of near fatal injuries so they have since stopped doing this and instead just enter the crowd and tango with them.
The Spade (an essay)
When the spade was first created in March 1926 it was laughed at and ridiculed. People thought it was a fad and would never last. Back in those days people had big hands and thought that they could do the job perfectly well and wondered why they would need such a tool. Part of the reason they thought this was because the first incarnation of the spade was sculpted out of potato peelings.

the peeling era
With the coming of the industrial revolution, the invention of the Steam Powered Potato Peeler led to longer, stronger peelings. These endless strands of excess spud seemed to form into curious rectanges with long thin necks and small handle shapes. One day crisp factory owner Dennis Spade lost his hands in a Peeling Machine and didnt have any way of digging for more potatoes. Making full use of his great mind, Dennis thus realised the wonderful potential of the peelings. On that day he named the new digging tool a 'Dennis Spade' which was shortened to 'Spade' in September 1926. Soon every crisp factory and chip shop in the land had a spade although the general masses would take many more years to catch on to the trend.
The limpness of the early spade was proving to be a bit annoying. This was rectified a few months later by some brain box and made instead of mould. This phase of the spade lasted quite adequately for around 20 years until 1946 when it was cast from metal with a wooden handle.

Modern spade
This was a revelation. A monumental moment in human history. Countless books have been written about this. The most comprehensive of which being "A Spade Is Not Just A Spade" by Jean Floyyd-Cart and the most entertaining one containing many amusing anecdotes and delectable morsels of gossip: "Spading It Up" by Dr Brian R Springheel PhD. There have also, of course, been several very popular blockbuster and a few art house films made of this incredible period in spade time. Many famous artists have also immortalised this moment in timeless and exquisite pieces, including Michelangelo and Jeff Koons.

The spade has proven to be one of, if not the, most important addition to life on planet earth. It has survived through the ages, through many experimentations with size, colour, girth, weight and flavour. Perhaps one day it will transcend this planet and become the first implement in space and our contribution to alien civilisations.
the peeling era
With the coming of the industrial revolution, the invention of the Steam Powered Potato Peeler led to longer, stronger peelings. These endless strands of excess spud seemed to form into curious rectanges with long thin necks and small handle shapes. One day crisp factory owner Dennis Spade lost his hands in a Peeling Machine and didnt have any way of digging for more potatoes. Making full use of his great mind, Dennis thus realised the wonderful potential of the peelings. On that day he named the new digging tool a 'Dennis Spade' which was shortened to 'Spade' in September 1926. Soon every crisp factory and chip shop in the land had a spade although the general masses would take many more years to catch on to the trend.
The limpness of the early spade was proving to be a bit annoying. This was rectified a few months later by some brain box and made instead of mould. This phase of the spade lasted quite adequately for around 20 years until 1946 when it was cast from metal with a wooden handle.
Modern spade
This was a revelation. A monumental moment in human history. Countless books have been written about this. The most comprehensive of which being "A Spade Is Not Just A Spade" by Jean Floyyd-Cart and the most entertaining one containing many amusing anecdotes and delectable morsels of gossip: "Spading It Up" by Dr Brian R Springheel PhD. There have also, of course, been several very popular blockbuster and a few art house films made of this incredible period in spade time. Many famous artists have also immortalised this moment in timeless and exquisite pieces, including Michelangelo and Jeff Koons.
The spade has proven to be one of, if not the, most important addition to life on planet earth. It has survived through the ages, through many experimentations with size, colour, girth, weight and flavour. Perhaps one day it will transcend this planet and become the first implement in space and our contribution to alien civilisations.
Tuesday, 1 May 2007
23/12 playlist
Sunday, December 24, 2006
From last night at Henry's. With Chris Bradley live.
!!!-Feel Good Hit Of the Fall
The Crunch
Grace Jones-She's Lost Control
The Rulers-Wrong Em Boyo
Tenor Saw-Ring the Alarm
Clash-Junco Partner
Blood Sisters-Ring My Bell
The Maytones-Sentimental Reason
The Gaylads-Young, Gifted and Black
The Beat-Mirror In the Bathroom
The Au Pairs-We're So Cool
Gang Of Four-I Found That Essence Rare
The Rapture—Out Of the Races and Onto the Tracks
Martha and the Muffins-Echo Beach
Supersystem-Miracle
The Young Knives-Weekends and Bleak Days(Hot Summer)
ELO-Mr Blue Sky
Fun Boy Three-Our Lips Are Sealed
Clor-Good Stuff
CHRIS BRADLEY
Ron Sexsmith-Maybe This Christmas
Gossip-Yesterdays News
Aretha Franklin-Rocksteady
Patti Smith-Gloria
Joan Jett-Bad Reputation
Sex Pistols-Substitute
The Organ-Basement Band Song
The Smiths-William It Was Really Nothing
Bricolage-Flowers Of Deceit
Neon Plastix-On Fire
Klaxons-Atlantis To Interzone(Crystal Castles Remix)
Manhead-Birth School Work Death
Professor Murder-Free Stress Test
The Faint-Agenda Suicide(Adult Remix)
The Knife-Heartbeats
Le Tigre-Phanta
The Rakes-Strasbourg
Metronomy-Black Eye/Burnt Thumb
James White and the Blacks-Contort Yourself
Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Y Control
Gossip-Standing In the Way Of Control(Soulwax Nite Version)
CSS-Let's Make Love and Listen To Death From Above(Spank Rock Mix)
Buzzcocks-What Do I Get?
Jilted John-Gordon Is A Moron
The Human League-Sound Of the Crowd
Prince-1999
Babe Ruth-the Mexican
The Knack-My Sharona
The Smiths-Hand In Glove
The Kinks-All Day and All Of the Night
Rolling Stones-Get Off Of My Cloud
Pulp-Babies
Buddy Holly-Brown Eyed Handsome Man
The Go! Team-Ladyflash(Hot Chip Mix)
Mother and the Addicts-Oh God Stop Hurting Me
Paris Hilton-Caught Up In the Rapture
Simian Mobile Disco-the Count
Shitdisco-Reactor Party
Johnny Cash-Ring Of Fire
From last night at Henry's. With Chris Bradley live.
!!!-Feel Good Hit Of the Fall
The Crunch
Grace Jones-She's Lost Control
The Rulers-Wrong Em Boyo
Tenor Saw-Ring the Alarm
Clash-Junco Partner
Blood Sisters-Ring My Bell
The Maytones-Sentimental Reason
The Gaylads-Young, Gifted and Black
The Beat-Mirror In the Bathroom
The Au Pairs-We're So Cool
Gang Of Four-I Found That Essence Rare
The Rapture—Out Of the Races and Onto the Tracks
Martha and the Muffins-Echo Beach
Supersystem-Miracle
The Young Knives-Weekends and Bleak Days(Hot Summer)
ELO-Mr Blue Sky
Fun Boy Three-Our Lips Are Sealed
Clor-Good Stuff
CHRIS BRADLEY
Ron Sexsmith-Maybe This Christmas
Gossip-Yesterdays News
Aretha Franklin-Rocksteady
Patti Smith-Gloria
Joan Jett-Bad Reputation
Sex Pistols-Substitute
The Organ-Basement Band Song
The Smiths-William It Was Really Nothing
Bricolage-Flowers Of Deceit
Neon Plastix-On Fire
Klaxons-Atlantis To Interzone(Crystal Castles Remix)
Manhead-Birth School Work Death
Professor Murder-Free Stress Test
The Faint-Agenda Suicide(Adult Remix)
The Knife-Heartbeats
Le Tigre-Phanta
The Rakes-Strasbourg
Metronomy-Black Eye/Burnt Thumb
James White and the Blacks-Contort Yourself
Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Y Control
Gossip-Standing In the Way Of Control(Soulwax Nite Version)
CSS-Let's Make Love and Listen To Death From Above(Spank Rock Mix)
Buzzcocks-What Do I Get?
Jilted John-Gordon Is A Moron
The Human League-Sound Of the Crowd
Prince-1999
Babe Ruth-the Mexican
The Knack-My Sharona
The Smiths-Hand In Glove
The Kinks-All Day and All Of the Night
Rolling Stones-Get Off Of My Cloud
Pulp-Babies
Buddy Holly-Brown Eyed Handsome Man
The Go! Team-Ladyflash(Hot Chip Mix)
Mother and the Addicts-Oh God Stop Hurting Me
Paris Hilton-Caught Up In the Rapture
Simian Mobile Disco-the Count
Shitdisco-Reactor Party
Johnny Cash-Ring Of Fire
21/12 playlist
Friday, December 22, 2006
21/12 set
Mope the Cloak and the Demon Slug
Henry's Cellar Bar
21st December
With the bands Hey Enemy, Conflict Diamonds and Your loyal subjects.
Clash-Lightning Strikes(Not Once But Twice)
Daft Punk-Harder Better Faster Stronger (Neptunes Mix)
Bob Dylan-She's Your Lover Now
Yo La Tengo-It's Christmas Time
Brian Eno-Baby's On Fire
Eminem vs Shakira-Without Me/Whenever, Wherever
Ice T-I'm Your Pusher
Jenny Wilson-Let My Shoes Lead Me Forward
Gang Of Four-Not Great Men
Orange Juice-Tongues Begin To Wag
Love and Rockets-So Alive
X Mal Deutchland-Begrab Mein Hertz
The Birthday Party-Zoo Music Girls
Pullsalama-The Devil Lives In My Husband's Body
Devo-Mongoloid
Pixies-Alec Eiffel
The Police-Message In a Bottle
HEY ENEMY
The Who-Christmas
Zombina and the Skeletones-Red Planet
Chuck Berry-Run Rudolph Run
Klaxons-Totum On the Timeline
Spandau Ballet-Highly Strung
The Presets-Are You The One
Manic Street Preachers-Of Walking Abortion
Buzzcocks-Boredom
Tom Lehrer-(I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica
The Teardrop Explodes-Reward
The Sonics-Don't Believe In Christmas
The Gossip-Standing In the Way Of Control(Soulwax Nite Version)
CONFLICT DIAMONDS
The Fall-Pacifying Joint
L7-Wargasm
Shadow Riechenstein - Carnival Macabre
Shellac-Jailbreak (R)
ACDC-Givin' the Dog a Bone
Dead Kennedys-Moon Over Marin
YOUR LOYAL SUBJECTS
Sparks-Thank God It's Not Christmas
Plastic Bertrand-Ca Plane Pour Moi
Creedence Clearwater Revival-Commotion
Hopeton Lewis & The Chosen Few-Boom Shacka Laka
Dillinger and the Bretford-Hi Fashion Christmas
Dexys Midnight Runners-Thankfully Not Living In Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply
Hava Nagila
Sam & Dave-Hold On! I'm A Comin'
The Beatles-Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
White Trash-I Still Don't Love You
Bo Diddley-Hey! Bo Diddley
Genuwine-Pony(Booty Bass Remix)
Psyche-Sex Dwarf
New Order-586
New Young Pony Club-Get Lucky(Dancey Edit)
Tom Waits-Jocky Full Of Bourbon (R)
A Certain Ratio-Do the Du
Sigue Sigue Sputnik-Love Missile F1-11
The Gun Club-Sex Beat
Joey Ramone-Maria Bartimoro
Destiny's Child-8 Days Of Christmas
Dave Bowie-John I'm Only Dancing
Creedence Clearwater Revival-the Midnight Special
21/12 set
Mope the Cloak and the Demon Slug
Henry's Cellar Bar
21st December
With the bands Hey Enemy, Conflict Diamonds and Your loyal subjects.
Clash-Lightning Strikes(Not Once But Twice)
Daft Punk-Harder Better Faster Stronger (Neptunes Mix)
Bob Dylan-She's Your Lover Now
Yo La Tengo-It's Christmas Time
Brian Eno-Baby's On Fire
Eminem vs Shakira-Without Me/Whenever, Wherever
Ice T-I'm Your Pusher
Jenny Wilson-Let My Shoes Lead Me Forward
Gang Of Four-Not Great Men
Orange Juice-Tongues Begin To Wag
Love and Rockets-So Alive
X Mal Deutchland-Begrab Mein Hertz
The Birthday Party-Zoo Music Girls
Pullsalama-The Devil Lives In My Husband's Body
Devo-Mongoloid
Pixies-Alec Eiffel
The Police-Message In a Bottle
HEY ENEMY
The Who-Christmas
Zombina and the Skeletones-Red Planet
Chuck Berry-Run Rudolph Run
Klaxons-Totum On the Timeline
Spandau Ballet-Highly Strung
The Presets-Are You The One
Manic Street Preachers-Of Walking Abortion
Buzzcocks-Boredom
Tom Lehrer-(I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica
The Teardrop Explodes-Reward
The Sonics-Don't Believe In Christmas
The Gossip-Standing In the Way Of Control(Soulwax Nite Version)
CONFLICT DIAMONDS
The Fall-Pacifying Joint
L7-Wargasm
Shadow Riechenstein - Carnival Macabre
Shellac-Jailbreak (R)
ACDC-Givin' the Dog a Bone
Dead Kennedys-Moon Over Marin
YOUR LOYAL SUBJECTS
Sparks-Thank God It's Not Christmas
Plastic Bertrand-Ca Plane Pour Moi
Creedence Clearwater Revival-Commotion
Hopeton Lewis & The Chosen Few-Boom Shacka Laka
Dillinger and the Bretford-Hi Fashion Christmas
Dexys Midnight Runners-Thankfully Not Living In Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply
Hava Nagila
Sam & Dave-Hold On! I'm A Comin'
The Beatles-Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
White Trash-I Still Don't Love You
Bo Diddley-Hey! Bo Diddley
Genuwine-Pony(Booty Bass Remix)
Psyche-Sex Dwarf
New Order-586
New Young Pony Club-Get Lucky(Dancey Edit)
Tom Waits-Jocky Full Of Bourbon (R)
A Certain Ratio-Do the Du
Sigue Sigue Sputnik-Love Missile F1-11
The Gun Club-Sex Beat
Joey Ramone-Maria Bartimoro
Destiny's Child-8 Days Of Christmas
Dave Bowie-John I'm Only Dancing
Creedence Clearwater Revival-the Midnight Special
Sunday, 8 April 2007
scum set
feminist night playlist
girls just wanna have s.c.u.m
Loretta lynn – the pill
Susan cadogan – hurt so good
The breeders – no aloha
The breeders – cannonball
Hasin flias – burn
Blondie – the tide is high
b-52’s – s2 girls
Aretha franklin – rocksteady
Rose Royce – carwash
Fleetwood mac – tusk
Dresden dolls – girl anacronism
Smoosh – it’s cold
The cranes – jewel
The ronettes – silhouettes
Zombina and the skeletons counting on your suicide
Linda gail lewis – nothin shakin
Siouxsie and the banshees – Christine
Lizzy mercier descloux – wawa
Glass candy and the shattered theatre – brittle woman
Oumou – yala
Esg – I cant tell you what to do
Nina simone – don’t let me be misunderstood
Janis Joplin – piece of my heart
Fifth dimension – let the sunshine in
Kate bush – babooshka
Shangri-las – leader of the pack
Erase eratta – friend canadia
Cost sands – living in the ice age
Missy elliot – lose control
Miss kitten and hacker – frank sinatra
Yeah yeah yeahs – gold lion (diplo mix)
Moimir popalescu and the nihilists – disco?
Gloria jones – tainted love
Eurythmics – sweet dreams
Martha reeves and the vandellas – heatwave
Gladys knight and the pips – I heard it through the grapevine
Lauren hill – doo wop that thing
Sister sledge – we are family
Beyonce – in da club
Missy elliot – work it
Grace jones – pull up to the bumper
Pussycat dolls – beep
Boney m – funkytown
Abba – voulez vous
Le tigre – deceptacon
Amerie and eve – 1 thing
Aha bhosle – anken meri maikhana
Dr raju – every step
The selecter – on my radio
The long blondes – once and never again
Nichts – allrin zuchaus
Destinys child – idependent women
Donna summer – I feel love
Blondie – heart of glass
Joan jett – bad reputation
Distillers – young crazed
X ray spex – identity
Hang on the box – I me mine
The slits – I heard it through the grapevine
Motormark – god only knows
Peaches – fuck the pain away
Gina x performance – no gdm
Grace jones – shes lost control
Patti smith – Gloria
Mariah carey – get your number
Cyndi lauper – girls just wanna have fun
girls just wanna have s.c.u.m
Loretta lynn – the pill
Susan cadogan – hurt so good
The breeders – no aloha
The breeders – cannonball
Hasin flias – burn
Blondie – the tide is high
b-52’s – s2 girls
Aretha franklin – rocksteady
Rose Royce – carwash
Fleetwood mac – tusk
Dresden dolls – girl anacronism
Smoosh – it’s cold
The cranes – jewel
The ronettes – silhouettes
Zombina and the skeletons counting on your suicide
Linda gail lewis – nothin shakin
Siouxsie and the banshees – Christine
Lizzy mercier descloux – wawa
Glass candy and the shattered theatre – brittle woman
Oumou – yala
Esg – I cant tell you what to do
Nina simone – don’t let me be misunderstood
Janis Joplin – piece of my heart
Fifth dimension – let the sunshine in
Kate bush – babooshka
Shangri-las – leader of the pack
Erase eratta – friend canadia
Cost sands – living in the ice age
Missy elliot – lose control
Miss kitten and hacker – frank sinatra
Yeah yeah yeahs – gold lion (diplo mix)
Moimir popalescu and the nihilists – disco?
Gloria jones – tainted love
Eurythmics – sweet dreams
Martha reeves and the vandellas – heatwave
Gladys knight and the pips – I heard it through the grapevine
Lauren hill – doo wop that thing
Sister sledge – we are family
Beyonce – in da club
Missy elliot – work it
Grace jones – pull up to the bumper
Pussycat dolls – beep
Boney m – funkytown
Abba – voulez vous
Le tigre – deceptacon
Amerie and eve – 1 thing
Aha bhosle – anken meri maikhana
Dr raju – every step
The selecter – on my radio
The long blondes – once and never again
Nichts – allrin zuchaus
Destinys child – idependent women
Donna summer – I feel love
Blondie – heart of glass
Joan jett – bad reputation
Distillers – young crazed
X ray spex – identity
Hang on the box – I me mine
The slits – I heard it through the grapevine
Motormark – god only knows
Peaches – fuck the pain away
Gina x performance – no gdm
Grace jones – shes lost control
Patti smith – Gloria
Mariah carey – get your number
Cyndi lauper – girls just wanna have fun
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